Consider this my resignation from Thomas Try Outs. Come tomorrow night when they read 26, 35, 48, 51, 57 for the Powerball drawing I will no longer have the time to tell you poor people what an interesting, socialite like myself will be doing anymore. Of course I will still be trying new things, but they will be in foreign lands, exploring in expensive vehicles, while laughing the haughtiest of laughs.
I never played the lottery before because I'm not an idiot who likes to throw away money unless it's on beer and food. Nor did I ever like dreaming about what I would do if I ever hit the jackpot. It always ends in the realization that you will in fact never win and when you rejoin reality, are still drunk at 3 in the afternoon, hungover at McDonald's.
Needless to say it would be nice to get a large sum of money for doing absolutely nothing...kinda like stupid poor people and spoiled rich people.
Play Lotto, check.
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