Snitch

Yea I did it. Know why? Because when you steal from the Liacouras Center, you steal from the ATrain. And that don't fly. This investigation is on-going so I will have to be as vague as possible, without giving up the CSI like details.

A couple months ago some guys were going around and scamming sweet innocent food & beverage purveyors like ourselves; posing as delivery men they said some of our products were expired on our last delivery and they were taking them back to replace during our next one. The two gentleman were amiable, dressed in uniform, and I didn't give it another thought. I only found out two weeks later when I called Accounts Receivable and we did not have a credit of any sort on our account. I smell something fishy.

We report it to la policia what had happened. About a week later some detectives come by (just like in the movies!) and my boss and I look through mugshots of some mean-muggin' individuals. They take note and go on their way.

Last week another detective comes by. Fat, sloven, donut-caked-mustache Detective Chub. We looked at some more mugshots and I accurately identified one of the perps. Turns out he confessed and they were just cross referencing the data of the DNA and projectile weapons used to commit the criminal offense...or something like that.

Needless to say it was cool to help nab 'em and I may even get to testify in court. Stay tuned.

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